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Shoot a Couple
The Rest Will Home

How Everyone In Texas
Is feeling right now

Welcome to Texas
Now Go Back or Keep Going to Other Border

8 Months Into Biden
Executive Order Stopping Keystone Pipeline, putting tens of thousands of energy workers out of work, which also doubled the cost of gas & diesel. That made us once again dependent Continue Reading →

Most Likely To Secede
New. Collection added to the Old Hippie’s Gift Shop. T-Shirts to 5XL, Sweatshirts, Poker Cards, Cornhole boards, posters, coffee Mugs and more. Unique gifts for Texans.


Texas Is Trying
Despite Biden Suing Us




Get Off My Porch
Metal or Acrylic porch signs to scare away Sleepy Joe’s door knockers.

I Miss The Mean Tweets
I’ll never understand the people who feel a lying, senile, Socialist, puppet in the White House is better than an alleged “Mean Tweeter”. Frankly I’ve never seen his tweet that Continue Reading →

Divorce is way overdue!
Dear Communists, liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Biden supporters, et al: Since the Presidency of LBJ, we have stuck together for the sake of the children. However this Continue Reading →

Assholes Who Voted For Biden
You owe me gas money! New Collection at The Old Hippie’s Gift Shop These items are reasonably priced, ship to anywhere in the world, and make great gifts.

Buck Fiden!
There is a new collection at Dave The Old Hippie’s Gift Shop, which honors the most corrupt & senile President to ever be fraudulently installed into the White House. Dozens Continue Reading →

Make Texas a Republic Again
Most Texans are sick of the politics forced upon us from California, Illinois, New York, Washington State – and other corrupt Liberal States. Most of us don’t want to be Continue Reading →

Molon labe
Molon labe (Ancient Greek: μολὼν λαβέ, romanized: molṑn labé), meaning ‘come and take [them]’, is a classical expression of defiance. It is among the Laconic phrases reported by Plutarch, attributed Continue Reading →